tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61261262011-06-08T02:09:42.085-04:00PENISThis is a joint blog between Madeline and Allie. It's really just a place where we can mock people and say penis a lot... together.Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comBlogger511100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1108841812286042152005-02-19T14:36:00.000-05:002005-02-19T14:36:52.286-05:00cumming, the fragranceAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1105575014835689392005-01-12T19:10:00.000-05:002005-01-12T19:11:40.623-05:00allie: it's called statuatory rape! madeline: it's called YOU'RE JEALOUS!Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1101933316212211032004-12-01T15:35:00.000-05:002004-12-01T15:35:16.213-05:00I Touch Myself- Divinyls I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1101072537878934712004-11-21T16:28:00.000-05:002004-11-21T16:28:57.876-05:00then how comes my conscience is so clean?!Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1101056662081795752004-11-21T13:03:00.000-05:002004-11-21T12:04:22.083-05:00i'm doing crazy madeline Madelinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1101056614700744522004-11-21T13:02:00.000-05:002004-11-21T12:03:34.700-05:00watch 'em drip Madelinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1099785299359724992004-11-06T18:54:00.000-05:002004-11-06T18:54:59.360-05:00KayLTCfan (6:50:54 PM): so i'm doing crazy modeling in a mink coat while all these insane german tourists are walking around because i work in old city KayLTCfan (6:50:58 PM): anyway it was awesome Polkadot333 (6:51:12 PM): damn Polkadot333 (6:51:18 PM): and you got paid for this? KayLTCfan (6:51:23 PM): yep Polkadot333 (6:51:29 PM): jealous KayLTCfan (6:51:31 PM): it was so cool KayLTCfan (6:52:Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1099598709017603252004-11-04T15:05:00.000-05:002004-11-04T15:05:09.016-05:00"Smart, fast-paced and totally gripping" yeah I bet.Madelinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1097876634946403682004-10-15T17:42:00.000-04:002004-10-15T17:43:54.946-04:00"I have so many people on my to do list. Seriously it's miles long. Pun intended."- Madeline Madelinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1094851629382161752004-09-10T17:25:00.000-04:002004-09-10T17:27:09.383-04:00PORN slower without your permission? Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1090693011988689322004-07-24T14:15:00.000-04:002004-07-24T14:16:51.986-04:00Madeline punched herself in the face with a naked penis. Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1086959994512187002004-06-11T09:18:00.000-04:002004-06-11T09:19:54.513-04:00allie: we'll see what happens when you get wet madeline: ha ha ha, yeah. when i get wet. allie: as in it's gonna rain any minute madeline: oh shit right.Madelinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1081987026783432542004-04-14T19:56:00.000-04:002004-04-14T20:01:03.153-04:00- I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook. - Michelle!Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1081565944946828562004-04-09T22:59:00.000-04:002004-04-09T23:02:54.653-04:00orgasm in a top hatAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1081565848495567982004-04-09T22:56:00.000-04:002004-04-09T23:01:18.233-04:00"He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook?" Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is a brilliant movie.Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080603941133818882004-03-29T18:45:00.001-05:002004-03-29T18:49:15.856-05:00that was this blog's theme songAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080603911770661772004-03-29T18:45:00.000-05:002004-03-29T18:48:46.500-05:00The Penis Song- The Monty Python Boys GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for yourAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080602057967318862004-03-29T18:14:00.000-05:002004-03-29T18:17:52.920-05:00madeline: why have i been beating you up so much lately? allie: sexual frustration.Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080425592828071382004-03-27T17:12:00.000-05:002004-03-27T17:16:45.046-05:00papa bear likes it in the backdoorAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080425553260881382004-03-27T17:11:00.000-05:002004-03-27T17:16:05.483-05:00allie: I can't work your thing madeline: just put it in the slotAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1080076446676704022004-03-23T16:14:00.000-05:002004-03-23T16:17:33.340-05:00oh yeah, this thing.Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1076973523126241942004-02-16T18:18:00.000-05:002004-02-16T18:21:20.403-05:00 KayLTCfan [6:03 PM]: jesus holy god! Polkadot333 [6:03 PM]: papa bear likes it in the back door Polkadot333 [6:03 PM]: what KayLTCfan [6:03 PM]: you know how on the 27th we have a half day Polkadot333 [6:04 PM]: yey KayLTCfan [6:04 PM]: guess what i'm doing on the half of the day not spent in school KayLTCfan [6:04 PM]: DRIVING TO BRADFORD KayLTCfan [6:04 PM]: kill me Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1076892431826223092004-02-15T19:45:00.000-05:002004-02-15T19:49:47.436-05:00"ever since i met you i've wanted to...say things to you, and DO things to you" (suggestively) "things that involve plastic toys and soft cheese?" -rowan atkinsonAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1076383432523124322004-02-09T22:23:00.000-05:002004-02-09T22:26:20.263-05:00Do you have Medorthophobia?Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1075772976025039162004-02-02T20:49:00.000-05:002004-02-02T20:51:53.700-05:00KayLTCfan (8:38:20 PM): if i was in the room with you, i'd smack you Polkadot333 (8:38:39 PM): don't worry, i've come to my senses Polkadot333 (8:38:44 PM): all i've gotta do is turn on the news Polkadot333 (8:39:12 PM): if you ever hear that crazy talk again Polkadot333 (8:39:14 PM): don't panic KayLTCfan (8:39:23 PM): ok good Polkadot333 (8:39:25 PM): just shove a magazine in my face KayLTCfanAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1075680875171033692004-02-01T19:14:00.000-05:002004-02-01T19:16:51.903-05:00- they think I'm Mexican - you're not?Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1074628381072797562004-01-20T14:50:00.000-05:002004-01-20T14:55:01.280-05:00I learned today that Ben Franklin tried to put sexual inuendo into the Declaration of Independence. God Bless that man. Also, Mr. Ludwig sang love songs. Out loud. While running. In an undershirt and gym shorts. That man makes me very sad sometimes. -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1074628131323959892004-01-20T14:48:00.000-05:002004-01-20T14:51:20.983-05:00FUCK MADELINE AND HER DAMN CRUISE TO THE CARIBBEAN. I hope she gets burnt.Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1074035947883877892004-01-13T18:18:00.000-05:002004-01-13T18:21:24.716-05:00Laurel finally put a link to our blog on her blog, aka the index for all blogs. This is what the button looks like. I love that picture. -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1073344364874235352004-01-05T21:11:00.000-05:002004-01-05T18:13:04.123-05:00in ludwig's class today he said one of the british soldiers "squeezed out a round" damn it took a lot for me not to laugh -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1073260116886550382004-01-04T18:48:00.000-05:002004-01-04T18:48:55.543-05:00Polkadot333 [6:38 PM]: it's like having sex with fish Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1073255718620539492004-01-04T17:33:00.000-05:002004-01-04T17:35:37.286-05:00KayLTCfan (5:17:19 PM): meow Polkadot333 (5:17:54 PM): allie Polkadot333 (5:17:59 PM): we were just in each others pants Polkadot333 (5:18:15 PM): isn't it a little too soon to be thinking about that again KayLTCfan (5:18:50 PM): i'm sorry KayLTCfan (5:18:56 PM): i'll try to contain myself KayLTCfan (5:19:01 PM): wait, you were in my pants? Polkadot333 (5:19:17 PM): i mean... Polkadot333 (5:19:35Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1073253520626688412004-01-04T16:58:00.000-05:002004-01-04T17:09:27.276-05:00Polkadot333 [4:38 PM]: i just realized Polkadot333 [4:39 PM]: every hot guy i've seen walking a dog within the past month has either been gay, married, or a father Polkadot333 [4:39 PM]: life sucks KayLTCfan [4:39 PM]: what? KayLTCfan [4:39 PM]: yeah KayLTCfan [4:39 PM]: ouch KayLTCfan [4:39 PM]: ew, a father KayLTCfan [4:39 PM]: that's messed up Polkadot333 [4:39 PM]: i Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1071530029128475842003-12-15T18:08:00.000-05:002003-12-15T18:14:02.846-05:00KayLTCfan (5:48:23 PM): dude we got SO off topic in ludwig today Polkadot333 (5:49:00 PM): about? KayLTCfan (5:49:23 PM): he was talking about who has played batman and robin KayLTCfan (5:49:34 PM): and how guy pierce is going to play him next Polkadot333 (5:49:38 PM): ha ha ha Polkadot333 (5:49:41 PM): yeah same KayLTCfan (5:50:10 PM): and then he was talking about how steve martin is going to Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1071268087907660322003-12-12T17:28:00.000-05:002003-12-12T17:28:20.636-05:009. The wierdest? randy kreider. what the crap is that. jewish? -from madeline's blogAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1071267976575470232003-12-12T17:26:00.000-05:002003-12-12T17:26:29.340-05:00At the pep rally today (which I REALLY wanted to skip but hey whatever) the seniors succeeded in doing what we could not. Instead of yelling "L-I-O-N-S LIONS!" for the lions roar, they yelled "B-O-N-E-R BONER!" We tried to get "P-E-N-I-S PENIS!" for the sophomores, but we couldn't get everyone to do it. Sigh. Maybe next time. allie cut your brake cables at 5:13 PM -taken from my blog, sometimesAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1071267775823801982003-12-12T17:22:00.000-05:002003-12-12T17:23:08.623-05:00The Daily Show with Jon Stewart November 6, 2003 Jon Stewart: My guest tonight—much to some audience members’ delight—an actor whose films include Shakespeare in Love and Bridget Jones Diary.  His latest is Love Actually. [clip of scene where pages blow into lake and Aurelia takes off her clothes, while Jamie looks on] What? Please welcome, Colin Firth. [Colin enters, they greet each Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1071245314240110252003-12-12T11:08:00.000-05:002003-12-12T11:08:47.206-05:00The Daily Show with Jon Stewart November 6, 2003 Jon Stewart: My guest tonight—much to some audience members’ delight—an actor whose films include Shakespeare in Love and Bridget Jones Diary. His latest is Love Actually. [clip of scene where pages blow into lake and Aurelia takes off her clothes, while Jamie looks on] What? Please welcome, Colin Firth. [Colin enters, they greet Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070842082528237602003-12-07T19:08:00.000-05:002003-12-07T19:08:14.243-05:00Polkadot333 (7:05:30 PM): my sick mind just had a stroke of genius KayLTCfan (7:05:55 PM): what? Polkadot333 (7:06:19 PM): tori making out with collin firth AND jon stewart Polkadot333 (7:06:34 PM): DAMN I'M GOOD KayLTCfan (7:06:43 PM): add me in there and we got the makings of a good fantasy KayLTCfan (7:06:55 PM): and by fantasy i mean orgasm - still both of usAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070841939759961612003-12-07T19:05:00.000-05:002003-12-07T19:05:51.510-05:00KayLTCfan (6:41:17 PM): i've been surfing the colin firth net.. i mean internet, check your mail Polkadot333 (6:41:24 PM): i know Polkadot333 (6:41:26 PM): he's god Polkadot333 (6:41:28 PM): of all gods KayLTCfan (6:41:30 PM): you are the only other person who could truly appreciate it KayLTCfan (6:41:31 PM): i know Polkadot333 (6:41:40 PM): thank you Polkadot333 (6:41:43 PM): and i do, rest Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070841745555789882003-12-07T19:02:00.000-05:002003-12-07T19:02:37.343-05:00Polkadot333 (7:00:32 PM): there's a reason we can't see behind his desk Polkadot333 (7:00:37 PM): and that it's very high KayLTCfan (7:00:41 PM): he's probably not wearing pants KayLTCfan (7:00:43 PM): i wouldn't Polkadot333 (7:01:06 PM): no...i'd be like "what tori amos on my show- this is a no pants occasion" - both of usAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070841618099991582003-12-07T19:00:00.000-05:002003-12-07T19:00:29.923-05:00KayLTCfan (6:58:48 PM): oh oh oh KayLTCfan (6:58:49 PM): i know KayLTCfan (6:58:55 PM): he probably had a massive erection KayLTCfan (6:59:05 PM): and she was like "none of that" *pours water* Polkadot333 (6:59:05 PM): HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Polkadot333 (6:59:17 PM): damn straight he did Polkadot333 (6:59:20 PM): i would have KayLTCfan (6:59:27 PM): Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070328074693492292003-12-01T20:21:00.000-05:002003-12-01T20:21:24.730-05:00Polkadot333 (8:20:21 PM): yes except a much longer cockAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1070211993321326542003-11-30T12:06:00.000-05:002003-11-30T12:06:43.230-05:00penis -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069876737836415322003-11-26T14:58:00.000-05:002003-11-26T14:59:06.773-05:00cock -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069799550267202042003-11-25T17:32:00.000-05:002003-11-25T17:34:28.026-05:00KayLTCfan (5:29:03 PM): mr. ludwig was going on and on about how it was wrong to assassinate people, unless you are at war Polkadot333 (5:29:14 PM): i know KayLTCfan (5:29:23 PM): so it's better to kill thousands of innocent people than one guilty one Polkadot333 (5:29:29 PM): yeah Polkadot333 (5:29:31 PM): basically KayLTCfan (5:29:47 PM): didn't he lecture us on that exact thing during the Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069796204095698802003-11-25T16:36:00.000-05:002003-11-25T16:36:52.290-05:00wow... the times are really off on this I'd fix it but... meh -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069790011864237812003-11-25T14:53:00.000-05:002003-11-25T14:53:39.760-05:00*post* -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069712966539148582003-11-24T17:29:00.000-05:002003-11-25T14:54:06.790-05:00They really were insane. I mean it was ridiculous. Like CRAZY. It was like wow, you only have to wait till tonight guys. -allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069712778360518902003-11-24T17:26:00.000-05:002003-11-24T17:28:14.463-05:00something needs to be made clear. collin firth and whoever else that guy was in pride and prejudice who wasn't hugh grant so why do we care had GIGANTIC erections in the wedding scene. and i mean big. they were a little off-schedule. -madelineAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126126.post-1069711800591897742003-11-24T17:09:00.000-05:002003-11-24T17:10:27.666-05:00PENIS - allieAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09433487656406281957noreply@blogger.com